I Zucked Up.

Wow. We love following the rules. Always have. Always will.
This shirt? Just a totally normal design that has nothing to do with any hypothetical time we may or may not have been banned, flagged, or “temporarily restricted” on a certain social platform.

It’s just a shirt. A nice shirt. For rule-abiding people. Like us.
Please don't report us.

💻 Soft tri-blend for clean, compliant comfort
🙃 Limited edition, just in case it vanishes
🧵 Printed locally. Monitored globally.

Wearing this does not admit guilt. It just shows excellent taste